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naedh asked: I think it’s because some people feel that being atheist gives them the right to be a complete asshole. Their mentality is like “I don’t give a fuck on anything since it doesn’t apply to me anyway”. Wrong. Atheism means you have to be concerned with social issues like racism and sexism. Atheists have less excuse to “tune out” fellow humans,...

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So I just found a folder on my hard drive full of comic book pictures that I had put away for later. I’m pretty sure I’ve posted some of them before, but MOST of them, I have not, and I need to share these with the world!!!! I’ll spread them out with my other content, but there will be more comic-ly things now :) Anyway, this is just an apology in advance if I post duplicates.

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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merrygor0und asked: hey you're blog is awesome!

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“If you think hot women have it easy because everyone wants to have sex at them,...”

– Luke McKinney Read more: The 8 Stupidest Defenses Against Accusations of Sexism | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-stupidest-defenses-against-accusations-sexism/#ixzz1nXLc5MVj

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